[Vlad]

In a land where no ostrich could be held accountable for fraud there exists a singular molecule or rat fur that contains the energy of a thousand suns, within this very molecule you can find a large yet small-ish sized ant with a tiny version of Bill Cosby as a hat. This hat holds the key which unlocks the front door to a Chevy located in the middle of the United States, You may wonder why such a key would exist in a world run by sugar cubes and ice deer from Spain but what you don’t realize is that the fabric of reality is actually a patchwork of legality mixed with a slight hint of rum and egg powder. Why are things like this? Because a small rodent has uncovered the secret of true pedicure perfection and is using it to cure chairs of their inability to comprehend what it is to be what you really want when you aren’t what you already weren’t. It is because of this that we have natural disasters that cause our very being to be assaulted by flying baseball bats with the uncanny ability to engorge themselves on wine and honey flavored cyanide.

Only a few explorers have ever found the originality of which this rodent was created, and it was these few beings who became a part of a larger scale moon flavored glass canon filled with confetti that was used to prevent an ecological collapse within the north western region of the 5th quadrant approx 5.3 billion light years outside of your bedroom window which is actually a mythical being waiting for you to fall asleep so it can assimilate you into the glass world of Abeneinigies the God of False Fake Femurs. This land of glass is actually 20% glass and 80% powdered milk which was drained from a male bull who has gained insight into the fall of man, it is because of this that we now have grass capable of growing in alternate universes where it can’t be cut or mowed so it has engulfed and destroyed most of reality but not the dream state that you currently don’t believe you are in but you might not be in but actually could be in if you were not in reality. Why do I tell you all this? Who are the young friendly co-workers that control the time continuum? I don’t know I came here for the burgers you just happened to be on here reading this very important document on how geese are made.

Vlad.